Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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