i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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