Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
this will be a night to untag.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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