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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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