so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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