Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
