found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
