just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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