I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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