My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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