Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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