i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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