He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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