All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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