the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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