i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I currently don't understand fingers.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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