So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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