Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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