Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
