i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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