I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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