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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.

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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits

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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?

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(913): View more from Kansas

I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.

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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"

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(443): View more from Maryland

There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen

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(317): View more from Indiana

Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.

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