I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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