Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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