Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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