Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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