I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Vodka?
Forever.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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