i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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