we have pet lesbian snakes
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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