That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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