Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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