You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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