This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
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