Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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