Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
