Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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