he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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