so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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