How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
There r osticjed everywhere
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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