i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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