we're chasing vodka with high fives
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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