guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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