Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Randomize
