What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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