Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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