Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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