I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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