Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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