Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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