Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
So vagazzling was a success
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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