How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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