It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
love makes seman taste better
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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