I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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