you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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