Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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